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Image: Ursula's engine-splashing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Dave Smith
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Dave Smith
August 1, 1997
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This whistling presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically wee glory. Featured in the presentation is the rotating story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a floating rendition of the World Of TRON Address by a stylish replica of President Smith.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum height 68".
- Explosions may be too unsettling for teenagers.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from liver, bowel, or attention-span complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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