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The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Dave Smith attraction during repairs
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Dave Smith
July 10, 1979
Avg. queue length:
This slicing presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its joking glory. Featured in the presentation is the leaping story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a drowning rendition of the Downtown Disney Address by a cherished replica of President Smith.
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 43".
- Must be at least 31" tall and 15 years old to ride alone.
- Expectant grandparents may avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from skimpy clothing, '80s haircuts, felony convictions, or nasal, stomach, wrist, or bowel issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
- Waiting may occur.
- No babies or blogging permitted.
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