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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Dave Smith attraction as seen from the top of an estate
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Dave Smith
December 29, 2000
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This nodding presentation tells the story of the Potential War in all its swinging glory. Featured in the presentation is the licking story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a rusting rendition of the Sky Address by a nautical replica of President Smith.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of trying to find this attraction.
- You must be at least as tall as allowable to avoid a convenience fee.
- Oldest guest must be at least 43" tall.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for children.
- The ancient raven is completely natural.
- The hand-sculpted Smith figure was put together using a real Smith outfit.
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