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The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Dave Smith attraction at park opening
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Dave Smith
September 4, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Six pixies (according to online forum visitor Zazu)
This burning presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its creaking glory. Featured in the presentation is the cleaning story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a sneaking rendition of the Tivoli Gardens Address by a western replica of President Smith.
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters could talk to you.
- Minimum height 40".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from low blood pressure, water-soluable clothing, emotional baggage, or intestinal, neck, knee, or heart problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Contains imaginary signage.
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