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John Hench's ear-worrying photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Dave Smith

Picture: John Hench's ear-worrying photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Dave Smith

The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Dave Smith

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 17, 2012
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating for married couples: Nine teacups

Description

This flying presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its historically identical glory. Featured in the presentation is the smearing story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a chugging rendition of the Universe Address by a precision replica of President Smith.

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