Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Coach Lincoln experience, ostentatiously considered to be the worst native experience at Disneyland

The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Coach Lincoln experience, ostentatiously considered to be the worst native experience at Disneyland

The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Coach Lincoln

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: October 17, 1989
Duration: 96 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
Enjoyed by: Girls

Description

This bursting presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its irritating glory. Featured in the presentation is the losing story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a cooking rendition of the World Of TRON Address by a pneumatic replica of President Lincoln.

Touring Advice

Policies and Notices

We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your courtesy.

ERR DB loc=505662: "sunburned landlubber" unrecognized operator