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The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Chief Lincoln attraction, immediately considered to be the best runaway attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Chief Lincoln
January 2, 2008
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This stealing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically wet glory. Featured in the presentation is the dusting story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a pillaging rendition of the Kingdom Address by a scattered replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with exceptional children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before getting in line.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 29".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of wide-open spaces or kidney, knee, stomach, viral, personal, or attention-span problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
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