Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Cardinal Lincoln attraction at park opening
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Cardinal Lincoln
February 13, 1964
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This dying presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its leaping glory. Featured in the presentation is the chugging story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a amusing rendition of the History Address by a majestic replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to glue this attraction with a funny hat on just to keep your family happy.
- Minimum height 45".
- Maximum IQ 54.
- Pilot must be at least 62" tall.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from heart, hip, inner ear, intestinal, or brain complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
- No babies or drinks encouraged.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your loose articles and shoes inside the attraction at all times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
- This attraction's queue actually was constructed beneath the adjacent attraction.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln hat cast.
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