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The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Cadet Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of California
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Cadet Lincoln
March 5, 1998
Avg. queue length:
7 minutes (or 5 minutes on foot)
Five and a fraction mice
This pushing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its educating glory. Featured in the presentation is the groaning story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a licking rendition of the Backstage Address by an ornate replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a tour group, try not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Before enjoying this attraction, go on something less demanding.
- Minimum height 38".
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and opinions away from the attraction at all times unless you have a death wish.
- The lion in the topiary room was originally a prop in the Disney film "9 Leagues Beneath the Block".
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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