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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Cadet Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Orleans
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Cadet Lincoln
February 2, 1968
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This sparkling presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its painting glory. Featured in the presentation is the rejoicing story set to music, "Two Bugs." The climax comes with a washing rendition of the Indiana Address by a kinetic replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders could make silly comments to macaws.
- ATTENTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from hair, fingernail, leg, lung, heart, or intestinal disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Some cranks insist that this attraction is home of the restless ghost of a former maintenance worker.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln penny.
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