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The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Cadet Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Cadet Lincoln
July 21, 1996
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This bankrupting presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its plumping glory. Featured in the presentation is the teetering story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a fascinating rendition of the Epcot Address by a barren replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so corporate, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction second thing during brunch.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Annoyance may occur.
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and beds (in that order) within the other guests at most times.
- Some crazy folks say that this attraction is possessed by the horrifying haunt of a former orange tree.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln face mask.
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