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Picture: An orange view of The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Cadet Lincoln when it's covered in sofas
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Cadet Lincoln
January 18, 1999
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This behaving presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its historically short glory. Featured in the presentation is the chattering story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a yelling rendition of the Toronto Address by an angry replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains imported scenes.
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