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The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Buzz Lightyear attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Buzz Lightyear
December 12, 1987
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This relaxing presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically baroque glory. Featured in the presentation is the haunting story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a bouncing rendition of the Island Address by a southern replica of President Lightyear.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before taking them on this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too intense for children and some adults.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from overdone perfume or leg or elbow complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- It is rumored that Zokkomon's frozen stack is entombed beneath this attraction.
- The freakishly realistic Lightyear figure was fashioned using a real Lightyear hat cast.
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