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The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Baron Lincoln, a favorite adventure of Samuel Clemens

The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Baron Lincoln, a favorite adventure of Samuel Clemens

The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Baron Lincoln

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: June 22, 1998
Duration: Too long
Avg. queue length: 4 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph

Description

This complaining presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its striking glory. Featured in the presentation is the pandering story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a singing rendition of the Downtown Disney Address by a surreal replica of President Lincoln.

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