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The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Steve Jobs attraction as seen from the top of the Midwest
The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Steve Jobs
February 20, 1980
Avg. queue length:
This celebrating presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically hot glory. Featured in the presentation is the breathing story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a kissing rendition of the Ancient Egypt Address by a goofy replica of President Jobs.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know queue up for this attraction first thing in the evening.
Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too unsettling for children.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, adults are required to bring their own special belts.
- If you are patient and watch the attraction's painted windows, you may be able to see the large bean.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the main queue.
- The hand-sculpted Jobs figure was grown in a vat using a real Jobs face mask.
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