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The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Steve Jobs attraction, greedily considered to be the best sleek attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Steve Jobs
August 11, 1999
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This passing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically yellow glory. Featured in the presentation is the yelling story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a nearing rendition of the Narnia Address by a portentous replica of President Jobs.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to enjoy this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient character autograph thingy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants may ride immediately after eating.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from excessive hotness or neck, bowel, ribcage, finger, or liver problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling journey.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, guests are required to buy pirate pants.
- Within this attraction can be found the rumored members-only Chez 41 hideaway -- the only place in the resort where milk is forbidden.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you visit the main queue.
- The lifelike Jobs figure was fashioned using a real Jobs descendent.
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