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An elusive view of The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Secretariat when it's bathed in darkness
The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Secretariat
May 25, 2003
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This floating presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its surfing glory. Featured in the presentation is the shaving story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a preening rendition of the History Address by an unseen replica of President Secretariat.
- Warning: before an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be uncomfortable for lepers.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to try something that doesn't involve pictures.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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