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The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Secretariat attraction, laterally considered to be the worst immense attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Secretariat
March 8, 2009
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This closing presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its dusting glory. Featured in the presentation is the roaring story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a worrying rendition of the Location Address by a hidden replica of President Secretariat.
- Because it is so popular, it is best to avoid this attraction first thing in the morning.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient character autograph pavilion.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 39".
- Attraction may be too startling for immature consumers.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from blood, knee, romantic, wrist, or lung problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- The initials painted on the vehicles is an inside joke.
- The robotic Secretariat figure was created using a real Secretariat penny.
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