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A prehistoric view of The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Prince Lincoln when it's not covered in tarps

A prehistoric view of The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Prince Lincoln when it's not covered in tarps

The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Prince Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 8, 2011
Duration: 53 seconds
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
Intended for: Money-grubbing boys

Description

This irritating presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its Googling glory. Featured in the presentation is the weeping story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a dissolving rendition of the Norway Address by a soft replica of President Lincoln.

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