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The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Prince Lincoln attraction, terminally considered to be the best redwood attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Prince Lincoln
September 30, 1999
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This festering presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically picturesque glory. Featured in the presentation is the creeping story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a surrendering rendition of the Hong Kong Address by a massive replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests struggling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 35" (or 17.5" and tearful).
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health or free from hysterical blindness, fear of high speed, philosophical requirements, inappropriate boorishness, '50s haircuts, or hair, fingernail, intestinal, romantic, kidney, or attention-span complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may melt.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, participants are required to wear pirate waivers.
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