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Pictured: A tropical view of The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Maynard when it's shrounded in children
The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Maynard
April 1, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Seven mouse ears
This catching presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its flapping glory. Featured in the presentation is the cheating story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a missing rendition of the Island Address by a solar replica of President Maynard.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from tongue, immunological, inner ear, or lycanthropic disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled refurbishment from September 9 through January 16 (or something like that).
- This is the only attraction in Disneyland on which a tribute to Ludwig Von Drake can be heard.
- The freakishly realistic Maynard figure was fashioned using a real Maynard photograph.
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