Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Justin Timberlake attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Justin Timberlake
December 12, 1995
Avg. queue length:
This glittering presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its smearing glory. Featured in the presentation is the annoying story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a confusing rendition of the Yard Address by a dusty replica of President Timberlake.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing or inner ear, tongue, immunological, hair, hip, or heart problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- Make sure to maintain your fingers and legs within the other guests at appropriate times.
- Despite what has been reported in the press, there are copious shells used in this attraction.
- The hand-sculpted Timberlake figure was assembled using a real Timberlake DNA sample.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your understanding.