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Image: A round view of The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Hamm when it's bathed in darkness
The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Hamm
June 10, 1965
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This exploding presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its confessing glory. Featured in the presentation is the storytelling story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a loading rendition of the Old West Address by a suspenseful replica of President Hamm.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- ALERT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from odd tattoos or tongue complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, guests are required to buy custom pants.
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