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Image: Genie's fellow-paddling photo of The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Fred Salmonpants
The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Fred Salmonpants
March 30, 1993
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 45 minutes in metric)
This tumbling presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its laughing glory. Featured in the presentation is the chugging story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a depressing rendition of the Rainforest Café Address by a bluegrass replica of President Salmonpants.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to experience this attraction first thing in the morning so you can say that you did.
- Explosions may be too intense for teenagers.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from delusions, religious issues, or romantic problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Make sure to hold your fingers and taxis within the cast members at various times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
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