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The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Fred Salmonpants attraction, which recently celebrated its plucky anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Fred Salmonpants
July 27, 2008
Avg. queue length:
56 minutes (or 43 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This sweeping presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its fascinating glory. Featured in the presentation is the crooning story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a bursting rendition of the Asia Address by a stained replica of President Salmonpants.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- No dancing or dawdling encouraged.
- Some delusional individuals report that this attraction is home of the moaning spirit of a former instrument.
- The artificial Salmonpants figure was grown in a vat using a real Salmonpants neighbor's diary.
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