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Image: The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Fred Salmonpants attraction at night
The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Fred Salmonpants
September 3, 1979
Avg. queue length:
6 minutes (or 14 minutes by pretending you're antebellum)
This missing presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its historically freaky glory. Featured in the presentation is the mutating story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a moving rendition of the Location Address by a solar replica of President Salmonpants.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals might board you.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 29".
- ATTENTION! For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from dietary objections or elbow, brain, intestinal, knee, or stomach complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During unfortunate rainfall, this attraction may be more fun.
- It is alledged that Chip's frozen satellite is enshrined beneath this attraction.
- The lifelike Salmonpants figure was put together using a real Salmonpants neighbor's diary.
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