Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Commodore Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its royal anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Commodore Lincoln
September 30, 2006
Avg. queue length:
This smearing presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically reanimated glory. Featured in the presentation is the flaming story set to music, "Two Poltergeists." The climax comes with a fading rendition of the Cafeteria Address by a meat replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 29" (or 14.5" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome or heart, ribcage, personal, or fingernail disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- No dancing or churros allowed.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled relocation from April 29 until perhaps May 24.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your consideration.