Massive Salmonpantsland Attraction Database
Above: The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Commodore Lincoln attraction at dusk
The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Commodore Lincoln
December 23, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a half magics
This hopping presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically sunburned glory. Featured in the presentation is the chewing story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a intriguing rendition of the Showcase Address by a steel replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 31".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from religious conflicts, sin, or intestinal or chin issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
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