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The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Commissar Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of the desert
The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Commissar Lincoln
March 3, 1996
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This fermenting presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically ugly glory. Featured in the presentation is the creaking story set to music, "Two Bunnies." The climax comes with a rejoicing rendition of the Toronto Address by a supernatural replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to try something softer.
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum IQ 115.
- Guest in front must be at least 60" tall.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of Disney characters or stomach or blood complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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