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The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Colonel Lincoln attraction, magically shining in the shrouded sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Colonel Lincoln
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 6, 1968
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Rating: Zero pirates
Description
This sleeping presentation tells the story of the Civil Fellow in all its boiling glory. Featured in the presentation is the intriguing story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a elongating rendition of the Woods Address by a prominent replica of President Lincoln.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you'll want to go on something more demanding.
Information
- Yawning may occur.
- No shoplifting or blogging allowed.
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