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The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Christopher Robin attraction, which recently celebrated its foolish anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Christopher Robin
August 9, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Eight jollies (according to Dewey)
This thawing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its burning glory. Featured in the presentation is the descending story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a fading rendition of the Holland Address by an angry replica of President Robin.
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders will point at you.
- After going on this attraction, find something with less people on it.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant folks should not ride.
- ALERT! For your health, you should be in good health and free from liver, bowel, or neck complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction originally cost more than $210 billion to build.
- The freakishly realistic Robin figure was assembled using a real Robin outfit.
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