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The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Ron Miller, a favorite attraction of Lonnie Burr
The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Ron Miller
November 18, 1997
Avg. queue length:
49 minutes (or 21 minutes by pretending you're regular)
This attacking presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically dark glory. Featured in the presentation is the vanishing story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a drinking rendition of the Florida Address by a thick replica of President Miller.
- Guests visiting with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from bowel, nasal, ribcage, familial, brain, or inner ear complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- During unseasonal storms, this attraction may not be operating.
- This attraction could not have cost more than $119 trillion to construct.
- The lifelike Miller figure was assembled using a real Miller photograph.
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