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Pictured: Thor's screen-winding photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Richard Nixon
The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Richard Nixon
July 17, 1993
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This exploding presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its loading glory. Featured in the presentation is the roaring story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a preening rendition of the Florida Address by a defunct replica of President Nixon.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to power this attraction by yourself.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from skimpy clothing or finger, shoulder, back, liver, bowel, or inner ear problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your children and opinions inside the vehicle at appropriate times.
- The letters in "The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Richard Nixon" can be scrambled to spell "Oywiomeaenslttociyp Nxrsettt Ihtnh Arcr Se Inoednasdohgni Rdihem Nnr."
- The freakishly realistic Nixon figure was fashioned using a real Nixon face mask.
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