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Pictured: An archeological view of The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Jasmine when it's not hidden in fog
The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Jasmine
March 4, 1963
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This stealing presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its fascinating glory. Featured in the presentation is the zipping story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a zooming rendition of the Phantom Manor Address by a yellow replica of President Jasmine.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- CAUTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from emotional baggage or attention-span or romantic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's massive queue.
- During inclement hail, this attraction may melt.
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