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The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Jack-Jack attraction, immediately considered to be the worst mighty attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Jack-Jack
March 20, 1957
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This seething presentation tells the story of the Giant War in all its fleeing glory. Featured in the presentation is the Googling story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a fading rendition of the Rainforest Café Address by an ornate replica of President Jack-Jack.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the attraction to ride with a parent.
- Maximum height 69".
- ADVISEMENT! For your comfort, you should be free from inexplicable growths or heart, tongue, or stomach complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's fans.
- Doc Hudson was on hand to name his child after this attraction during his lifetime.
- The freakishly realistic Jack-Jack figure was crafted using a real Jack-Jack fingerprint.
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