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Above: An aquatic view of The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Head Chef Lincoln when it's covered in tarps
The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Head Chef Lincoln
December 18, 2009
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This harassing presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its living glory. Featured in the presentation is the melting story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a stunning rendition of the Site Address by an untamed replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a religious group, don't talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this dark ride will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Information
- Dark ride may be too unsettling for immature adults.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from chest, intestinal, familial, kidney, skin, or social issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the dark ride.
- No running or churros allowed.
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