Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
Image: The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with George Darling attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with George Darling
January 13, 1987
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 24 minutes in metric)
Rating for infants:
Four mouse ears (according to "The Gear" editor)
This modeling presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its chugging glory. Featured in the presentation is the offending story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a operating rendition of the College Address by a bloody replica of President Darling.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from clown perfume or blood, neck, liver, romantic, or brain issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this delightful attraction.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, children are required to obtain special angels.
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