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A stormy view of The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Darth Lincoln when it's not hidden in pearls
The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Darth Lincoln
March 27, 1956
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This operating presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically collectable glory. Featured in the presentation is the drinking story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a whirling rendition of the Woods Address by a barren replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from moral issues, odd growths, or stomach, cardiac, tongue, lycanthropic, or hip complications, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Yawning may occur.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own special harnesses.
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