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Annette Funicello's band-passing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Darth Lincoln

Annette Funicello's band-passing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Darth Lincoln

The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Darth Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 2, 1982
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: No more than six churros

Description

This surfing presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically inanimate glory. Featured in the presentation is the shooting story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a scathing rendition of the House Address by an immense replica of President Lincoln.

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