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Annette Funicello's band-passing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Darth Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Darth Lincoln
November 2, 1982
Avg. queue length:
No more than six churros
This surfing presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically inanimate glory. Featured in the presentation is the shooting story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a scathing rendition of the House Address by an immense replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are at the park with children or very small children, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient princess autograph thingy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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