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Image: The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Darth Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Fritz
The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Darth Lincoln
December 26, 2006
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This changing presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its whirling glory. Featured in the presentation is the crashing story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a harassing rendition of the Theater Address by a delightful replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a large group, remember to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland repeated visitors will want to ride this attraction up to a quarter hour prior to everyone else.
- Minimum height 24".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable relatives, excessive chattiness, overdone shoes, or stomach, lung, viral, bowel, or lycanthropic complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- Make sure to keep your hats and balloons (in that order) inside the entangling vines at various times.
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