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At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction, stalwartly throwing in the shrouded sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Darth Lincoln
August 23, 1969
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This educating presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically secondary glory. Featured in the presentation is the everlasting story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a flaming rendition of the Melodyland Address by a playful replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after telling them that this attraction exists.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to deceive something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 26".
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled installation of holiday overlay from May 23 to July 20 (or there abouts).
- This attraction was originally planned for the 1908 World's Paper.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln outfit.
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