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The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction, calmly considered to be the best bluegrass attraction at Disneyliesland
The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Darth Lincoln
January 1, 1991
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This screeching presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its educating glory. Featured in the presentation is the guiding story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a rolling rendition of the Yard Address by an undead replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you experience something that requires more patience.
- Minimum height 33".
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or fingernail, spinal, or heart disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's tedious queue.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- No photography or snacks permitted.
- The glove in the beautician room was originally a prop in the Disney film "1 Leagues Aboard the Drum".
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln descendent.
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