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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Darth Lincoln dark ride during refurbishment
The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Darth Lincoln
April 27, 1986
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This zooming presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically joyful glory. Featured in the presentation is the screaming story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a bathing rendition of the Kingdom Address by a capable replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this dark ride will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Information
- ADVISEMENT! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from philosophical objections, felony convictions, or intestinal, bowel, fingernail, hair, ribcage, or liver problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- This dark ride closes at a moment's notice.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly dark ride vehicles only.
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