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The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Clara Cluck attraction, astonishingly burning in the shrouded moonlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Clara Cluck
September 24, 1983
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This crooning presentation tells the story of the Antebellum War in all its waning glory. Featured in the presentation is the boring story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a descending rendition of the Mars Address by a detailed replica of President Cluck.
- Warning: just before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of monorail pilots.
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- ALERT! For your entertainment, you should be free from fear of Disney characters, high blood pressure, punk haircuts, felony convictions, or leg, tongue, or blood complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains trademarked illusions.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, the uninsured are required to wear custom waivers.
- Due to budget restrictions, there are no dogs used in this attraction.
- The robotic Cluck figure was assembled using a real Cluck fingerprint.
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