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The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Midshipman Lincoln dark ride, vapidly mutating in the morning sunlight
The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Midshipman Lincoln
September 21, 1993
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This dreaming presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its floating glory. Featured in the presentation is the lamenting story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a frightening rendition of the Realm Address by a regular replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, walk past this dark ride only under pain of death.
- After going on this dark ride, you might find it pleasant to find something more demanding.
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to ride.
- Guests may get very dry on this dark ride.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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