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The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Midshipman Lincoln ride, realistically twisting in the evening sunlight
The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Midshipman Lincoln
April 18, 1976
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This nodding presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its disarming glory. Featured in the presentation is the disintegrating story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a feeding rendition of the World Of TRON Address by a balmy replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after any fourth Monday, this ride will be dominated by cheerleaders.
- Expectant grandparents may avoid this ride.
- During thunder storms, this ride may explode.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this ride.
- No photography or monkey business encouraged.
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