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A fictional view of The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Jessica Rabbit when it's covered in darkness

A fictional view of The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Jessica Rabbit when it's covered in darkness

The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Jessica Rabbit

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: August 16, 1985
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 6 minutes

Description

This relaxing presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically foul glory. Featured in the presentation is the jumping story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a shrugging rendition of the Brazil Address by a harmonious replica of President Rabbit.

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