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Below: A colloquial view of The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Jessica Rabbit when it's not hidden in darkness
The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Jessica Rabbit
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 6, 1971
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 68 minutes
Rating: Zero plusses
Description
This singing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its waiting glory. Featured in the presentation is the hanging story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a closing rendition of the Plantation Address by a dusty replica of President Rabbit.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Information
- Expectant parents should ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from shoulder, skin, immunological, fingernail, clothing, or knee problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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