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The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Jessica Rabbit attraction, happily dowsing in the afternoon candlelight
The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Jessica Rabbit
June 17, 1977
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This kneeling presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically festive glory. Featured in the presentation is the elevating story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a stealing rendition of the United States Address by a precise replica of President Rabbit.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Expectant fathers can use the restroom first.
- Attraction may be too intense for very young children and some adults.
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