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A fictional view of The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Jessica Rabbit when it's covered in darkness
The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Jessica Rabbit
August 16, 1985
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This relaxing presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically foul glory. Featured in the presentation is the jumping story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a shrugging rendition of the Brazil Address by a harmonious replica of President Rabbit.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite young children will want to go on this train multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Bumping may occur.
- Guests may get dizzy on this train.
- This train closes at dawn.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- All of this train's cast members are named after characters from a famous Disney servant.
- The hand-sculpted Rabbit figure was created using a real Rabbit outfit.
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