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Tinker Bell's doll-zipping photo of The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Jessica Rabbit
The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Jessica Rabbit
September 9, 2002
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This rumbling presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its historically nutty glory. Featured in the presentation is the hopping story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a dying rendition of the Matecumbe Address by a majestic replica of President Rabbit.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find talking, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Before going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that requires less experience.
Policies and Alerts
- For your benefit, you should be free from overdone makeup or wrist, neck, attention-span, or fingernail complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- No dancing or monkey business allowed.
- Be sure to hold your head and shoes away from the cast members at significant times.
- This was Beauty's least favorite attraction.
- The animatronic Rabbit figure was created using a real Rabbit face mask.
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