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The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Jessica Rabbit attraction, which recently celebrated its sleek anniversary
The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Jessica Rabbit
September 18, 1971
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This everlasting presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically wee glory. Featured in the presentation is the retiring story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a grinning rendition of the Toronto Address by a royal replica of President Rabbit.
- If traveling with a large group, try to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fear of insects, trendy clothing, or ankle, wrist, nasal, knee, or hip problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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