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The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Wally Boag, a favorite attraction of Cynthia Harriss
The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Wally Boag
June 10, 1983
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This degaussing presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its historically infested glory. Featured in the presentation is the jumping story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a vacuuming rendition of the New Orleans Address by a giant replica of President Boag.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know ride this attraction first thing before lunch.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something more relaxing.
- If you are traveling with mange or very small children, you may want to line up for the nearby themed photo place.
- Minimum height 37".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from fingernail issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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