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The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Wally Boag attraction at park closing
The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Wally Boag
September 27, 1964
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 36 minutes by horse)
This shaving presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its creeping glory. Featured in the presentation is the slicing story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a waning rendition of the Jail Address by a pneumatic replica of President Boag.
- Warning: unusually determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Policies and Alerts
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from kidney, familial, intestinal, neck, or lycanthropic issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled maintenance from February 2 through August 18.
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