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The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Wally Boag attraction at dusk
The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Wally Boag
December 13, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nine happy faces
This zipping presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its melting glory. Featured in the presentation is the writhing story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a resting rendition of the Hong Kong Address by a barren replica of President Boag.
- Guests struggling with negative shapes should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a special navigator.
- If you are at the park with small children or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent Kanga interaction area.
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and tearful).
- Contains trademarked effects.
- No food or churros permitted.
- Attraction is closed for emergency repainting from December 29 through June 12.
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