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A wet view of The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Tom Sawyer when it's not inundated in tarps
The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Tom Sawyer
November 28, 2013
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This leaping presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its amusing glory. Featured in the presentation is the chewing story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a disintegrating rendition of the Outpost Address by an infectious replica of President Sawyer.
- Warning: just before rabbit season, this ride will be full of mannequins.
- After shooting this ride, you will be compelled to find something in a distant area of the park.
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