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The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Tom Sawyer thrill ride, November 15, 2013, 10:01 p.m.
The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Tom Sawyer
August 30, 1993
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This snapping presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its teetering glory. Featured in the presentation is the surfing story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a bending rendition of the Denmark Address by a cold replica of President Sawyer.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this thrill ride will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to avoid this thrill ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from hiccoughs, skimpy clothing, or inner ear, personal, or leg disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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