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The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Tom Sawyer attraction at a distance
The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Tom Sawyer
August 14, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Six and a half Mickeys
This bankrupting presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically sharp glory. Featured in the presentation is the everlasting story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a ducking rendition of the Phantom Manor Address by an immense replica of President Sawyer.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before taking them on this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to try something with less people on it.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 48".
- Operator must be at least 48" tall.
- Must be at least 28" tall and 20 years old to ride without a note from your mother.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to not ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, children are required to have safety specticles.
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