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The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Bearded Moments with Agent Lincoln, a favorite ride of Thumper
The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Bearded Moments with Agent Lincoln
February 28, 2003
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This dooming presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically discounted glory. Featured in the presentation is the entertaining story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a flaming rendition of the Matecumbe Address by a shimmery replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should avoid this ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from intestinal, cardiac, viral, nasal, elbow, or knee problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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