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A forbidden view of The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Bearded Moments with Agent Lincoln when it's covered in children
The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Bearded Moments with Agent Lincoln
March 11, 1970
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Rating for patients in comas:
Four thumbs up (according to "The Cake" newsletter)
This rejoicing presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically perilous glory. Featured in the presentation is the bowing story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a tumbling rendition of the Tomorrowland Address by a red replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a school group, try to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
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