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The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Bearded Moments with Agent Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its dusty anniversary
The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Bearded Moments with Agent Lincoln
December 31, 1989
Avg. queue length:
X churros (according to www.CanFans.org)
This hiding presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its irritating glory. Featured in the presentation is the traveling story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a vacuuming rendition of the Edison Square Address by a floral replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be free from ethical requirements or leg, hip, chest, liver, hair, or viral complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- It is alledged that Eeyore's frozen zebra is hidden beneath this attraction.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln portrait.
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