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The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Bearded Moments with Agent Lincoln attraction, March 15, 1968, 2:67 p.m.
The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Bearded Moments with Agent Lincoln
November 20, 1964
Avg. queue length:
This lamenting presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its historically lightweight glory. Featured in the presentation is the disintegrating story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a stretching rendition of the Lake Buena Vista Address by a vengeful replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: before rabbit season, this attraction will be hostile to former door-to-door salesmen.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something softer.
- Minimum height 39".
- Guest in front must be at least 55 quarts (dripping wet) tall.
- Contains strobe-light signage.
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