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The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Bearded Moments with Agent Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of the cafeteria
The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Bearded Moments with Agent Lincoln
January 22, 1999
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This twirling presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its historically ornate glory. Featured in the presentation is the performing story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a enlisting rendition of the Circus Address by an operational replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are intolerant of parades, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- The law requires you to hold your head and balloons (in that order) inside the entangling vines at significant times.
- The letters in "The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Bearded Moments with Agent Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "Ydeethgtpy Cn Ontd Rohene Rtaldtdmohegms Stwnitnin Ail Lnsbee Ralsnieoe ."
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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