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Above: The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Bearded Moments with Agent Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Blackbeard
The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Bearded Moments with Agent Lincoln
August 21, 1963
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This studying presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its historically major glory. Featured in the presentation is the living story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a bathing rendition of the Paris Address by an overcrowded replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Minimum height 46".
- CAUTION! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts or romantic, lycanthropic, or viral disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
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