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Below: The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Bearded Moments with Agent Lincoln attraction, positively waning in the morning sunlight
The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Bearded Moments with Agent Lincoln
July 10, 1975
Avg. queue length:
This everlasting presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically great glory. Featured in the presentation is the smiling story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a unchanging rendition of the Marsh Address by a tall replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: quite determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Minimum height 39".
- Operator must be at least 67" (unless it's Administrative Professionals Day) tall.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from ethical issues or finger problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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