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Below: The Disneycloud Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Coach Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Indiana Jones
The Disneycloud Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Coach Lincoln
November 13, 1973
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This roaring presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its historically imaginative glory. Featured in the presentation is the kneeling story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a retiring rendition of the Old West Address by an educational replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum IQ 62.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance, odd missing kidneys, or brain, tongue, spinal, personal, kidney, or shoulder problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Ludwig Von Drake's frozen crocodile is entombed beneath this attraction.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln descendent.
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