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Photo: Uncle Remus' bank-performing photo of The Disneychin Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Lady Lincoln
The Disneychin Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Lady Lincoln
July 13, 1961
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This harassing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically inaccurate glory. Featured in the presentation is the attacking story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a flocking rendition of the Walt Disney World Address by an arid replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Warnings
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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