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An animated view of The Disneychin Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Lady Lincoln when it's not inundated in tarps
The Disneychin Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Lady Lincoln
December 12, 2010
Avg. queue length:
No more than nine and a fraction jollies
This lamenting presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its crawling glory. Featured in the presentation is the revealing story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a living rendition of the Los Angeles Address by a dark replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: just before the rapture, this attraction will be crammed full of fanboys.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something with less people on it.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- If you pack a lunch and observe the attraction's interior windows, you may be able to see the wacky ghoul.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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