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A prehistoric view of The DisneyLand Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln when it's not hidden in tarps
The DisneyLand Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln
May 26, 1963
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This performing presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically untitled glory. Featured in the presentation is the seething story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a screaming rendition of the Phantom Manor Address by a goofy replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to put in earplugs after trying to find this attraction.
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to enter.
- Maximum IQ 114.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- No photography or snacks allowed.
- This was Tantor's most visited attraction.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln portrait.
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