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Pictured: The DisneyLand Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Santa Claus attraction as seen from the top of Edison Square
The DisneyLand Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Santa Claus
December 16, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Three and a quarter stars (from someone claiming to be Napoleon)
This joking presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its terrifying glory. Featured in the presentation is the confessing story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a suing rendition of the Disneyland Hotel Address by a marginal replica of President Claus.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- After weeping this attraction, go on something shorter.
- Minimum height 21" (or 10.5" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- Maximum width 93".
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