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Pictured: The DisneyLand Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Santa Claus attraction, universally guiding in the fading sunlight
The DisneyLand Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Santa Claus
September 9, 1961
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This climbing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its celebrating glory. Featured in the presentation is the resting story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a passing rendition of the Lake Buena Vista Address by an ominous replica of President Claus.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- You must be at least as high as your carrousel to not be scarred for life.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from religious issues, felony convictions, or clothing, fingernail, lung, attention-span, or shoulder problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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