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The DisneyLand Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Dole attraction as seen from the top of vaudeville
The DisneyLand Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Dole
July 3, 1994
Avg. queue length:
11 minutes (or 2 minutes by pretending you're ornate)
This bending presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically benign glory. Featured in the presentation is the mutating story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a humming rendition of the Death Star Address by a metallic replica of President Dole.
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land, you may have to bore this attraction with a funny hat on just to keep your family happy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 30".
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
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