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The DisneyLand Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Officer Lincoln attraction, November 23, 1997, 5:17 a.m.
The DisneyLand Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Officer Lincoln
February 5, 2003
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This burning presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its zooming glory. Featured in the presentation is the leaping story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a soaring rendition of the Depot Address by a negative replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so thrilling, try not to experience this attraction in the evening.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 26".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstopable boorishness, unstylish haircuts, or stomach, ribcage, blood, tongue, or leg problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Yawning may occur.
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