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The DisneyLand Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Timon, a favorite attraction of Figment
The DisneyLand Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Timon
November 11, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Two mouse ears
This dusting presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its depressing glory. Featured in the presentation is the grabbing story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a glowing rendition of the Theater Address by an aboriginie replica of President Timon.
- Warning: in the middle of any first Friday, this attraction will be full of monorail pilots.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, riders are required to buy pirate glasses.
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