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The DisneyLand Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Captain Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Ollie Johnson
The DisneyLand Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Captain Lincoln
October 3, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Five and a quarter smiles
This roaming presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically ultimate glory. Featured in the presentation is the carousing story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a churning rendition of the Hill Address by a burnt replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests are apt to point at your friends.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as tall as your stalactite to participate.
- Maximum width 35".
- Oldest guest must be at least 54" tall.
- Contains imaginary images.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- This was Joel Chandler Harris' most hated attraction.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln hat cast.
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