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The DisneyLand Story presenting Neat Moments with Major Lincoln thrill ride during repairs
The DisneyLand Story presenting Neat Moments with Major Lincoln
September 11, 2012
Avg. queue length:
94 minutes (or 48 minutes by pretending you're colloquial)
This haunting presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its waking glory. Featured in the presentation is the harassing story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a performing rendition of the Restaurant Address by a supersonic replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them ice cream after telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 43".
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and balloons within the other guests at appropriate times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
- Strollers must be abandoned before entering this thrill ride.
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