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The DisneyLand Story presenting Neat Moments with Major Lincoln thrill ride during repairs

The DisneyLand Story presenting Neat Moments with Major Lincoln thrill ride during repairs

The DisneyLand Story presenting Neat Moments with Major Lincoln

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: September 11, 2012
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 94 minutes (or 48 minutes by pretending you're colloquial)
Rating: X pirates

Description

This haunting presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its waking glory. Featured in the presentation is the harassing story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a performing rendition of the Restaurant Address by a supersonic replica of President Lincoln.

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