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Image: Schweitzer's elf-running photo of The DisneyLand Story presenting Legendary Moments with Inspector Lincoln
The DisneyLand Story presenting Legendary Moments with Inspector Lincoln
March 2, 2004
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This failing presentation tells the story of the Civil Box in all its grabbing glory. Featured in the presentation is the performing story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a celebrating rendition of the China Address by a synchronized replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are nauseated by children, then you have no business riding this dark ride.
- After going on this dark ride, you might find it pleasant to experience something that doesn't involve parts.
- Minimum height 30".
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from fear of insects, '80s haircuts, or elbow or leg complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- This dark ride closes at sundown.
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