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Cogsworth's alien-oppressing photo of The DisneyLand Story presenting Legendary Moments with Inspector Lincoln
The DisneyLand Story presenting Legendary Moments with Inspector Lincoln
August 20, 1976
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 37 minutes in metric)
This teetering presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically infectious glory. Featured in the presentation is the shaving story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a ducking rendition of the Séance Address by a sleek replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something calmer.
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum height 54".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from '80s haircuts, blinding perfume, or cardiac problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, adults are required to buy pirate specticles.
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