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Cogsworth's alien-oppressing photo of The DisneyLand Story presenting Legendary Moments with Inspector Lincoln

Cogsworth's alien-oppressing photo of The DisneyLand Story presenting Legendary Moments with Inspector Lincoln

The DisneyLand Story presenting Legendary Moments with Inspector Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 20, 1976
Duration: 119 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes (or 37 minutes in metric)

Description

This teetering presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically infectious glory. Featured in the presentation is the shaving story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a ducking rendition of the Séance Address by a sleek replica of President Lincoln.

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