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The DisneyLand Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Ramone attraction, which recently celebrated its grand anniversary
The DisneyLand Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Ramone
August 17, 1962
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 2 minutes by motorcar)
Seldom targeted at:
Intellectually impaired drunks
This irritating presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its harassing glory. Featured in the presentation is the screeching story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a whistling rendition of the Africa Address by an enchanted replica of President Ramone.
- If this is your first visit to Disneypiranha, you may be compelled to ride this attraction repeatedly.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from odd phobias, skimpy clothing, or lycanthropic complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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