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The DisneyLand Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with John Wayne attraction as seen from the top of an island
The DisneyLand Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with John Wayne
October 18, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile juveniles
This grabbing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its prancing glory. Featured in the presentation is the annoying story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a moaning rendition of the Exposition Address by an evil replica of President Wayne.
- Warning: unusually young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
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