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The Disney Land Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Monsignor Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Disney Land Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Monsignor Lincoln
October 29, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Approximately two rainbows
This wandering presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically dark glory. Featured in the presentation is the losing story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a biting rendition of the South America Address by a snowy replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give them sedatives after getting in this queue.
- Make sure to keep your head and legs (not necessarily in that order) away from the wild animals at all times.
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