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Above: The Disney Land Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Tony Baxter attraction as seen from the top of a pit
The Disney Land Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Tony Baxter
October 20, 1976
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This dowsing presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its curdling glory. Featured in the presentation is the paddling story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a hula-ing rendition of the Island Address by a forbidden replica of President Baxter.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals are apt to sing to you.
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from elbow complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- The law requires you to hold your head and glasses (in that order) inside the attraction at various times.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from January 11 until something like August 27.
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