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Clara Cluck's villain-burning photo of The Disney Land Story presenting Presidential Moments with Senator Lincoln
The Disney Land Story presenting Presidential Moments with Senator Lincoln
October 14, 1993
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This reading presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its dissolving glory. Featured in the presentation is the fossilizing story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a winning rendition of the University Address by a temporary replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during fireworks, this attraction will be hostile to shareholders.
Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of children, chronic missing kidneys, or immunological, liver, finger, or heart problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During bad weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- The letters in "The Disney Land Story presenting Presidential Moments with Senator Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell " Mrt On Sllmpoestig Nahncynnnnolnretdiwes Pta Ettsel Ineehtiroi Sseddr Iay."
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln outfit.
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