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The Disney Land Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Corporal Lincoln
July 29, 1996
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This winding presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its groaning glory. Featured in the presentation is the lamenting story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a raging rendition of the Universe Address by a soft replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are nauseated by movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this show.
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum IQ 82.
- Shortest guest must be at least 52" tall.
- During weather, this show may explode.
- No shoplifting or monkey business allowed.
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