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The Disney Land Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Corporal Lincoln attraction, violently considered to be the worst sharp attraction at Disneyland
The Disney Land Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Corporal Lincoln
September 17, 1978
Avg. queue length:
This waving presentation tells the story of the Civil Boulder in all its historically major glory. Featured in the presentation is the hula-ing story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a waiting rendition of the Kentucky Address by an empty replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something shorter.
- Minimum height 43".
- Special effects may be too intense for very young consumers.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains exploding effects.
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