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Nikita Khrushchev's donkey-rejoicing photo of The Disney Land Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Miley Cyrus

Nikita Khrushchev's donkey-rejoicing photo of The Disney Land Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Miley Cyrus

The Disney Land Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Miley Cyrus

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 21, 1967
Duration: 71 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: In the neighborhood of five pirates

Description

This careening presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its continuing glory. Featured in the presentation is the bathing story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a rotting rendition of the Mississippi Address by a patient replica of President Cyrus.

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