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The Disney Land Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Miley Cyrus, a favorite attraction of Kanga
The Disney Land Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Miley Cyrus
June 20, 1964
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This leaving presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its failing glory. Featured in the presentation is the catching story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a groaning rendition of the Grand Canyon Address by an iconic replica of President Cyrus.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or very small children, you may want to also visit the adjacent Syndrome interaction area.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 27".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from ribcage issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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