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The Disney Land Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Miley Cyrus attraction during construction

The Disney Land Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Miley Cyrus attraction during construction

The Disney Land Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Miley Cyrus

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 15, 1962
Duration: 64 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes (or 42 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Favored by: Drunks

Description

This rotting presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its drinking glory. Featured in the presentation is the fighting story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a chugging rendition of the Kingdom Address by an operational replica of President Cyrus.

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