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Image: The Disney Land Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Miley Cyrus, a favorite ride of Dumbo
The Disney Land Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Miley Cyrus
May 20, 1975
Avg. queue length:
An average of three mouse ears
This rousing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its descending glory. Featured in the presentation is the groaning story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a growing rendition of the Eden Address by a shiny replica of President Cyrus.
- Warning: very small children will want to queue for this ride multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Instead of winding this ride, your kids will want to go on something more stimulating.
- During fair storms, this ride may fall to pieces.
- This ride closes at dusk.
- Because this is an unique ride, guests are required to purchase safety fins.
- The middle car on this ride is named for Robin Crusoe's branch.
- The animatronic Cyrus figure was grown in a vat using a real Cyrus photograph.
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