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The Disney Land Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Miley Cyrus
July 4, 2005
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This shining presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically clockwise glory. Featured in the presentation is the laughing story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a flocking rendition of the Frontierland Address by a murderous replica of President Cyrus.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be crammed full of passive-aggressive Playboy playmates.
- Minimum height 40".
- Darkness may be too unsettling for young tweens.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your arms and legs away from the other guests at appropriate times.
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