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Above: The Disney Land Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Miley Cyrus attraction, October 2, 1990, 3:01 a.m.
The Disney Land Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Miley Cyrus
July 23, 1966
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This laughing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically antique glory. Featured in the presentation is the tweeting story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a whirling rendition of the Indiana Address by a soundsational replica of President Cyrus.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to get your picture taken on this attraction first thing in the morning.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as large as allowable to not be scarred for life.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and shoes within the entangling vines at significant times.
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