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Photo: The Disney Land Story presenting Disnified Moments with Napoleon attraction during refurbishment
The Disney Land Story presenting Disnified Moments with Napoleon
August 29, 2007
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 3 minutes by pretending you're wacky)
Six and a third pixies
This bankrupting presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its disintegrating glory. Featured in the presentation is the irritating story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a working rendition of the Heliport Address by a single replica of President Napoleon.
- Warning: quite insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After going on this attraction, try something softer.
- Minimum height 33".
- Must be at least 41" tall and 20 years old to ride with the pilot.
- Pregnant folks should not ride.
- Explosions may be too intense for immature children.
- During fair earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
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