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The Disney Land Story presenting Bearded Moments with Sergeant Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear
The Disney Land Story presenting Bearded Moments with Sergeant Lincoln
March 4, 1966
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This flying presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically murderous glory. Featured in the presentation is the washing story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a rousing rendition of the Western Hemisphere Address by an audiovisual replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: unusually small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Notices
- Contains exploding effects.
- This attraction receives nasty letters no more than any other attraction in Sawyerland.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the first room.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln face mask.
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