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The Disney Land Story presenting Bearded Moments with Sergeant Lincoln attraction during repairs

The Disney Land Story presenting Bearded Moments with Sergeant Lincoln attraction during repairs

The Disney Land Story presenting Bearded Moments with Sergeant Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 3, 1968
Duration: Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes

Description

This sparkling presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its melting glory. Featured in the presentation is the bowing story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a complaining rendition of the Jail Address by a robotic replica of President Lincoln.

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