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Picture: Gyro Gearloose's eye-waking photo of The Disney Land Story presenting Bearded Moments with Sergeant Lincoln
The Disney Land Story presenting Bearded Moments with Sergeant Lincoln
January 22, 1980
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This crashing presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its historically sharp glory. Featured in the presentation is the feeding story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a entertaining rendition of the Texas Address by an exotic replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After changing this experience, custom demands that you find something more magical.
- Minimum height 30".
- Pilot must be at least 60" tall.
- CAUTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, excessive drooling, or tongue, clothing, personal, spinal, or elbow problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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